May 7, 2010

Thoughts . Jonathan Swift

The reason why so few marriages are happy, is, because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
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Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age; so that our judgment grows harder to please, when we have fewer things to offer it: this goes through the whole commerce of life.  When we are old, our friends find it difficult to please us, and are less concerned whether we be pleased or no.
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Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter, and a scarcity of words; for whoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both; whereas common speakers have only one set of ideas, and one set of words to clothe them in, and these are always ready at the mouth.  
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How inconsistent is man with himself!
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Most sorts of diversion in men, children, and other animals, is an imitation of fighting.
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That was excellently observed, say I, when I read a passage in an author, where his opinion agrees with mine.  When we differ, there I pronounce him to be mistaken.
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To be vain is rather a mark of humility than pride.  Vain men delight in telling what honours have been done them, what great company they have kept, and the like, by which they plainly confess that these honours were more than their due, and such as their friends would not believe if they had not been told: whereas a man truly proud thinks the greatest honours below his merit, and consequently scorns to boast.  I therefore deliver it as a maxim, that whoever desires the character of a proud man, ought to conceal his vanity.